Hello! My website has a comedy name. It doesn't mean very much really. I like the occasional cocktail, and who doesn't like fairies? Sad people, that's who.

Anyway, get your clicking finger ready and have an explore around my website. I'm sort of creative, so I made this website to host some of my creative endeavours. Drawings, babblings, graphic designings, jewellery makings - all sorts of ings.

You might want to know about me so I will give you some of the important facts:

• I have a very common first name. It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'airer'.
• I am in my mid-twenties.
• I hate being cold.
• I am addicted to the little turquoise boxes of Extra mints.
• My favourite perfume smells like fizzy raspberries.
• I have annoying calves.
• I own more funky eyeshadows than anyone else I know.
• I am fiercely competitive. But I hate sports.
• I live in England.
• My hair is disobedient.
• I think Diet Cokes is vastly superior to Diet Pepsi.
• Penguins are awesome.
• My favourite colour is a very specific shade of bluey-green.